so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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