I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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