apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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