"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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