I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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