I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
