Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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