If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm always down for nudity.
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