was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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