im six kinds of drunk right now
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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