3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
you are never too drunk for berry picking
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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