im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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