i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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