no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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