The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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