I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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