ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You can make out without kissing
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