i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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