Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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