If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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