Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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