Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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