did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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