think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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