I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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