Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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