have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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