I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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