The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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