I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm always down for nudity.
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