love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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