Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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