i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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