Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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