do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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