Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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