oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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