im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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