Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Shame - the story of my life.
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