Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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