In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
