How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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