found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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