adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
