think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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