My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
vagina is talking i cant
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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