The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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