I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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