I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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