i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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