Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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