I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize