i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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