Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
