that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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