i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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