he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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